Height: 5’2″ (and three fourths)
Weight: 274 lbs.
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Birthdate: 4-5-72
Current Occupation: Comedian/Barista
Age: 37
Orientation: Pretty Much Gay
Most Recent Book: Marley and Me
Most Recent Movie: Bruno
” Your website is like crack for people who should be doing other stuff but really don’t want too.” – A.K.
Favorite Person: T-Bone Monsrud
Last Cigarette: Nov 15, 2006
Favorite Recent Stunt: Dog Food Bag Sledding
Handed: Right
Bowling Average: 108
Favorite Food: Steak from Ruth Chris’s
Favorite Gift: Helmet Cam
Favorite Animal: Posey the Dog/Ziggy the dog
Favorite Stunt: Polar Bear Swim
Favorite Pastime: Napping
Favorite Sport: Hockey
Hair Color: Reddish/Grayish
Eye Color: Hazel and Phinneus
Political Views: Liberal
Biggest Problem: Varicose Veins
Biggest Embarrassment: Weak Bladder
Favorite Drink: Mint Iced Tea with Lemonade
Favorite Saying: Don’t Yell At Me
Favorite Big City: NYC
Favorite Medium City: Minneapolis/ St. Paul
Favorite Car: Jeep
Wish List: New Computer, New Apt. – I got it!!! and it’s great!!!!
Favorite Color Blue
Marital Status: Single
Clothing Style: Old English Paper Boy
Religion: Atheist/Agnostic SBNR
Favorite Snack: Sunflower Seeds
One Word Description: Genuine
Favorite Song: Van Morrison, Into the Mystic
Favorite Exercise: Laughing
Least Favorite Animal: Rats
Biggest Heartache: Death of my dog and granny
Favorite Event: Road Trip
Childhood Wish Still Cling to: Having a pet monkey
Favorite Broadway Musical: It’s a tie. Legally Blonde or Wicked
Cell Phone: Iphone
Cell Phone Want: The New Iphone
Car: 2001 Jimmy
Car Want: Honda Element, Prius, boxy scion.
Motorcycle want: Wanna touch the ground flat-footed
Favorite Secret Love: Hamburger helper
Second Secret Love: Shoveling
Last Music I Bought: Ingrid Michaelson
Wouldn’t Want Name to Be: Farty-Face Jones, Thor, or Church Stevenson.
Third Secret Love: Ultimate Fighting
Favortie Fighter: Uriah “The California Kid” Faber or Kenny “Ken-Flo” Florian. Now I love Anderson Silva too.
Favorite New T.V. Show I Survived” on the Biography Channel
Education: Lots of College, no degree
College Major: Studio Arts
Favorite Baby: Oliver
Favorite Font: Typewriter?
Favorite Ice Cream: Haagen Daas Chocolate Peanut Butter
Favorite Accomplishment: I once rode my bike from Minneapolis to Chicago
Favorite Quote: The difference between genius and insanity is success.
Favorite Sport Attempt: Wakeboarding
Astrological Sign: Aries Spears
Least Favorite Task: Flossing
Recent Want: A New Tattoo
