I’m Somebody! I’m in curve magazine

That’s right.  I’m one of the funniest lesbians according to Curve Magazine’s November 2008 issue.

See page 43 for more info.

See I am somebody!  Even a tiny accolade like this feels real nice.

-extreme maggie, aka maggie faris

Timothy Tredwell – The Grizzly Man Diaries

I’ve been watching the grizzly man diaries on Animal Planet for the last few weeks.  This is where Timothy Tredwell lives with a bunch of grizzly bears in Alaska for many years and then one eats him.  He left behind a detailed diary and videos of his experience right up until he died and that’s what animal planet shows.

The man was a lil off his rocker. I can appreciate him liking bears and wanting to support bears and make sure they stay around, but that’s why people use tranquilizer darts and helicopters because bears will eat people.  He really believed he was somehow superior to all other humans and could interact with the bears with is sweet little queer voice.  ” I love you schmoopsy!” he would say proudly, as they didn’t eat him.

Oh yeah he was the most repressed gay man EVER.  The first two episode I watched I was thinking, what is a crazy blond gay guy doing hanging out with these bears?  Then he mentioned his girlfriend.  What?!?!?!

Even after watching another interview with him, he had worked at a “Nick’s Pansy Farm” and had a job on the “Queen Mary” in the gift shop.  He went to college on a diving scholarship and always sported a blond peter pan, lord Fauntleroy hair cut. Pleeze.  Flamer.

I feel sorry for his girlfriend because she didn’t even really like bears and because she was up visiting her queer boyfriend, she got eaten by one.

Bear 1 Tredwell 0

-EM